Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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