He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
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