god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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