Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Randomize
