Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
When did angry sex become our thing?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
you never un-have a 4some
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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