This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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