Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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