How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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