Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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