Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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