Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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