I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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