Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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