peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
you didnt know i had herpes?
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
