She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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