i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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