At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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