Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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