I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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