Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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