i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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