he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
you didnt know i had herpes?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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