did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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