idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
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