we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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