It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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