Dual....:-)
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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