in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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