Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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