I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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