I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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