you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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