Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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