i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
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