at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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