Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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