i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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