I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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