I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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