Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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