You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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