it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
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