so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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