yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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