when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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