friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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