we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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