maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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