I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
They took my balls.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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