get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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