I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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