My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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