we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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